Before anyone calls foul on being left out of the loop - I do promise to backtrack on this story. And it was ready for posting last week...I just got distracted by my 'real' job and forgot...
Here's the difference between men and women.
You share SHOCKING news with a woman and she will talk with you for hours dissecting every detail, scenario, meaning and possibly result of this news.
You share the same news with a man and you get this:
Me: "So, that dude I was pseudo-dating?"
Me: "Yeah, he's married."
Brother: "Oh...(something-something-something). So, you're not like all emotional, right?"
Me: "Nah, I actually don't really care."
Brother: "Oh cool. Because Top Chef's on. And I have to see who gets kicked off."
And you know what? I caught myself laughing over and over whenever that conversation repeated itself in my head.