I wasn't even going to attempt my usual 'Wednesday' writings today...figured that, heck, I'm about to be off the grid for 3 weeks, who'd even notice?
Except as of one hour ago...
I think time stopped.
As you know, the big trip to Northern Europe commences tomorrow. Actually it commences tonight when my parents hole me up in a hotel minutes from the airport. It's not that they don't trust me. It's just that my history of narrowly making flights makes them leery of my airport skills.
Surprisingly, I haven't been laying awake at night fretting over packing, flying or how many extra pounds I'll bring home in my saddlebag.
However, I did wake up this morning and suddenly think, "What the hell is even IN my suitcase??" As packing (for me) is a process that drags for several weeks...I no longer am in touch with what is at the bottom of the pile.
An unplanned distraction came last week with an unplanned trip to Myrtle Beach. We'd lost our grandmother a few weeks before and preparations for an October memorial service had to be initiated before we all hopped on a plane to leave the country. I had full intentions of skipping this process, but was harassed enough by my brother about family time to join in.
If you've ever met my family you know already...we can make anything fun. So we alternated discussions and planning with side adventures. One of which was hopping on a boat and traveling 15 miles into the ocean...80% recon on ashe spreading...20% fishing.
Matt came along on the boat with us. Matt was the fish whisperer. We hate Matt. I was not the fish whisperer. I was the fish-throw-it-back-it's-too-small-whisperer.
We also used this trip as an opportunity to hold our annual Mini-Golf Championships. Here's the format: Mom is the ref and the rest of us try to beat my brother. Three holes into the championships and it started misting a bit. No big deal.
Until minutes later when it turned to a torrential downpour. I mean buckets of rain. Cats and Dogs. Suddenly, we realized, this course was going to change completely. Because, really...why would we do the logical thing and postpone?
Have you ever tried mini-putting on a green that has so much water on it the balls actually float?
Moment of the weekend? Matt figured that if he really, really whacked the crap out of his floating ball, it would scamper towards the hole. Which he did.
Issue One: When he whacked the ball, his club went through three inches of water.
Issue Two: When you swing a golf club through three inches of water it creates a small tidal wave.
Issue Three: Mom was standing directly across from him when he did this.
We let Matt live. The look of utter panic in his face was punishment enough.
All in all - it was a fun way to get my mind off the packing list for a few days. As of last night at about 7.30pm...I realized, I was pretty much ready to zip up the suitcase, throw on my travel wear and hit the road. If only this pesky work day wouldn't intrude!
You'll have a nice break from my ramblings - and I'll be testing out various Ice Bars in the Baltic Area. Oh yeah - and let's not forget the Baltic Sea Kayaking tour...and when I say 'let's not forget,' I mean, um, cross your fingers.